A present from DoUTrustMe

Dear Ms. Flanagan,

It has come to my attention that you are due for the annual physical exam
scheduled each year on your birthday. Kindly report to my office this evening
at 7pm so I can perform a thorough breast and pelvic exam on you in my new
armless office chair. Please note that the procedure will be both oral and
manual so appropriate attire will be required for the visit. You will find
the necessary items in the box which accompanies this letter as follows:
Scabbard, tricorn and stuffed parrot.

I eagerly await your arrival.

Yours sincerely,
Doctor SexGod

P.S. I'm quite fond of Cream of Celery soup.


Thanks for the LOLs sweetcheeks. XOXOXO DoUTrustMe